Bacon is on sale.
That’s right, a 12 oz. package of bacon is on sale right now through April 3rd. Some people express their happiness about bacon through facial expressions, maybe a slight fist pump, or even a “heck yeah, gonna head down to Kwik Trip to buy some.” Not me though. I express my bacon joy through poetry.
You come in a package that’s hard to open
And perhaps, even harder to close
But when I lay you on the griddle
Your aroma awakens my nose
It doesn’t matter the time of day
For breakfast, for dinner, or lunch
Good with eggs, or burgers, or on a sandwich
Or just eaten by the bunch
So head on down to your local Kwik Trip
Because for a limited time
This 12 ounce package of bacon’s on sale
For just two forty-nine
